camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

qouinette:

hiddlecrotch:

Loki’s fACE MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH THERE

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 ”FUCKING THOR MAKING ME FIGHT STUPID ASS ELVES TO SAVE THE WORLD I DON’T GIVE 3 SHITS BOUT THAT OH CAN YOU STOP MOVING PLZ IM TRYING TO STAB YOU GOD I JUST WANT MY SLIPPERS BACK IS IT 2 MUCH 2 ASK”

you are a bless to this universe op

zooophagous:

wildwesjames:

onegreenplanet:

Don’t Think it Matters When You Throw Your Gum Onto the Ground? Stuck Hummingbird Begs to Differ

This is really important. Besides the fact that small animals can become stuck in gum larger ones often choke on it or have their mouths obstructed by it.
Humans may be able to pass gum through our systems but most small birds, reptiles, and mammals can’t. Gum looks and smells a lot like food to other animals and it can mean their demise if they try to swallow it. 
It only takes a few seconds to wrap your gum up and put it somewhere responsible, you could just save a life. 

I never would have thought gum of all things could fuck up a hummingbird. Guess it isn’t just gross- for the wrong critter it’s dangerous.

zooophagous:

wildwesjames:

onegreenplanet:

Don’t Think it Matters When You Throw Your Gum Onto the Ground? Stuck Hummingbird Begs to Differ

This is really important. Besides the fact that small animals can become stuck in gum larger ones often choke on it or have their mouths obstructed by it.

Humans may be able to pass gum through our systems but most small birds, reptiles, and mammals can’t. Gum looks and smells a lot like food to other animals and it can mean their demise if they try to swallow it. 

It only takes a few seconds to wrap your gum up and put it somewhere responsible, you could just save a life. 

I never would have thought gum of all things could fuck up a hummingbird. Guess it isn’t just gross- for the wrong critter it’s dangerous.

HELP ME PLS

teencry:

hi guys so i actually have no idea if this is going to work or not but it’s my friend amy’s birthday and i want to give her something cool so if you could take a picture that says “happy birthday amy!” and you can add your url/location if you’d like (which is like a free promo ngl…

fatgirlopinions:

mustang67537:

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

What about the men that want you regardless of your looks? We still exist, but women will always have their double standards when it comes to who they want on top of them.

Cry harder.